Archive for July 2008
Pudding and Pies
July 31, 2008
FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…
The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.
Right or Wrong…People Will Watch
July 31, 2008
FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom). It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.
People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.
Rocking into August
July 31, 2008
Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July. PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.” The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
Sticky Post
July 31, 2008
After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming. After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?” Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”
Fun With Friends
July 31, 2008
This is a true story from a month or so ago. I’m from the UK, I’m quite tall and heavy.
Basically, the day started when Alan and I met up to play PC games at his house. We had food, played on the pc more, it was about 22.30 and as usual, I recommended ..more.
Neighborly Tutoring
July 31, 2008
Growing up I lived next door to a girl who was one year older than me, and twins (boy and girl) who were two years the younger. I had a crush on the older girl, Kate, and we made out a few times but nothing more. The real fun was to be had with her ..more.
While She’s Away in New Jersey
July 31, 2008
My sexy girl was out of town on company business in New Jersey while I had to stay back and work myself. I usually head to work early and therefore when I get home, I go to bed early! I take a shower, warm my food up and pour a glass of wine. I watch t.v ..more.
Furnish It Right
July 30, 2008
FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.
Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.
Two Out Of Three Guys Prefer Sluts
July 30, 2008
Well the first month of summer is drawing to a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed. So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?” “No!” she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked. “Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic. “Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
Masturbating With My Mom and Boyfriend
July 30, 2008
The hottest masturbation experience I have ever had was one time when my mother invited me and my boyfriend over to her summer house by the shore. At the time my boyfriend and I were 19 and my mom was 52. I should mention that she was divorced and was ..more.
- Overcoming Religious TaboosBoth my wife and I were raised in a very religious family, no talking about sex of any kind. no masturbating that was a mortal sin. I started masturbating... […]
- Bathtub EcstasyThis morning I was feeling in need of a little pampering so decided to take a bath. I went into the bathroom and slowly undressed admiring my body in the bathroom mirror as the hot water steamed into the tub. I poured the bottle of raspberry scented bubble bath in slowly, forming mountains of bubbles.... […]
- Memories of a 61-Year-OldA week before my 14th birthday (1953) I arrived at boarding school and like most boys, I struck up a friendship with a boy called Doug.S. A day or so after my arrival I was talking to Doug and he asked "Have you had a wet dream yet"? My reply was "What's a wet dream?"... […]
- In Front of my Housematehave always had a love affair with my cock....I started masturbating at about the age of 14, at first I really didn't know what was going to happen, having only been told about it by a friends mother one night whilst on vacation....but thats another story... […]
- Almost Public MasturbationHaving just discovered your browsers' contributions page and especially after reading Lisa's input, I can only add. I began solo when I was 15 by waking up in the middle of the night with an erection and began touching it which gave me the most incredible sensations until this incredible feeling overcame my body and my jocks became very wet. At fir […]
- The Male ‘G Spot’In "Masturbation Questions and Answers", someone asked where the male G- spot is. One of your anonymous contributors to "Men's Solo Sex Techniques" referred to a spot between the testicles and the anus. According to a magazine I read recently, I think it was Redbook (one of the titles featured on the front was "The male G-spot […]
- No-Hands Multiple Solo Male OrgasmsI originally wrote this in July 1997 describing my first no-hands ejaculation -- something that I haven't repeated successfully since that time. However, what I can do anytime I'm in the mood is to have multiple, whole-body orgasms of the highest intensity, but without cumming. I can do it for hours at a time. It's amazing. I just lie back and […]
- Exhibitionist NeighborWhen I was 17, still in high school, I would come home from school before my parents came home, and jack off in the garage with the doors open. I did this for a week straight. One day, I got risky and lubed my cock with my own pre-cum and sat just outside the garage, but keeping close watch. I got carried away and didn't here my neighbor driving down my […]
- First WankI was about 10 when I noticed the first hairs appearing on my balls, an event that I was not expecting so soon. This was not long before I awoke after a particularly erotic dream to find a thick creamy substance in my bedclothes. I thought there was something wrong with me. I had 2 older brothers but had not heard them mention anything like this and I was to […]
- Jerked off by the Farmer’s WifeWhen I was 20 years old, I spent eighteen months working on a farm in southern Ohio. I was just a farmhand, and there were two other farmhands, one twenty years old like myself and the other was nineteen. The farm was owned by a couple named Gus and Mary. Gus was a huge guy, about 6'-8" and nothing but solid muscle. Mary was a short curvy blond wit […]
