Archive for August 2, 2008
Doin It Right on the Wrong Side of Town!
August 2, 2008
Ahhhh The Powder Blues Band meets the Sexual Revolution at FuckHerRight.com as we look at the way most urban scenes have their sex clubs. Yknow how no matter how flush you are if you want to go where the really slutty chicks are you have to go where the boogie woogie music is and the girls know cock better than they know their own names (their name being something which also isn’t important to you cos you came to find a fuck not a friend.)
Like the Powder Blues Band said almost 30 years ago: “Ain’t no future datin magazine girls, Take me to the club with the hot blooded thrills, No time for tears, trouble or sorrow, We’re gonna boogie woogie like theres no tomorrow, Turn up the tunes, put your magazine down, We’ll be doin it right on the wrong side of town!
Howard The Duck for President 2008
August 2, 2008
You hear everybody talk about the wetlands…conserving the wetlands…helping the waterfowl and saving the wetlands…meanwhile you have the Republican government trying to destroy the wetlands…get rid of the waterfowl and get rid of the wetlands is their agenda.
Of course, when people say wetlands what they are talking about is porn, and those juicy wet pussies that the babes in porn show for our pleasure, and anyone who knows Howard the Duck also knows that he is a pervert and enjoys his issues of PlayDuck as well as big titted Beverley Switzer. So if you don’t want your porn surfing when you go to the hot porn sites like PinkandPerfect.com to have all your hot wet porn pictures looking like this, you should vote Howard the Duck for President 2008.
Babysitting Ricky
August 2, 2008
For years I have been babysitting the kids next door once a week while their single mom worked late evenings.
Ricky is alomost 14 and Susan and Mark are twins who just turned 8. Mostly I feed them supper, help with homework and get them in ..more.
Tasting It Second Hand
August 2, 2008
After reading the story by Michelle the other day, I had to tell you about my experience in Nursing School.
I shared a dorm room with a girl named Karen, a tall, very nice looking brunette. She was a party animal and I was more of a bookworm.
I was up ..more.
In the Shower With Karen
August 2, 2008
My friend Karen showed me this awesome site!
She watches me and my twin brother while our single mon goes to works late one eveing. I’m almost 14 now and Susan and Mark are just 8.
Some months ago I was in the shower thinking ‘thoughts’ and playing ..more.
Old Girlfriend
August 2, 2008
About 7 years ago my wife and I had our 3 year old daughter go to preschool. On the first day someone came up to my wife and asked if her husbands name was Frank. She said yes and who was she. Her name was Beth and she told my wife we went to school ..more.
With My Wifes Friend at the Car Park
August 2, 2008
This happend a week ago. My wife has many freinds and one of them Sue is very beautiful and has hot looks (she is also married) A few days back she called my wife early in the morning and said she was sick and asked my wife if she could help her with ..more.
Girlfriend Asleep
August 2, 2008
Often I will wake up in the middle of the night snuggled up close to my girlfriend. We both sleep naked so I get turned on easily and, not wanting to wake her up, I will quietly masturbate in bed next to her.
We are open about our masturbatory habits ..more.
- Curling IronI have been masturbating ever since I can remember. I used to only use my hands and then that wasn't enough... […]
- ODE TO THE CONTRIBUTORSThis story is my tribute to all the wonderful, sexy people contributing stories for our enjoyment. As I settled in to my work for the day, I was exhausted but encouraged by the fact that the project I would be working on would be far more interesting than the usual dry medical books I work on. This project was a book on human sexuality to be published in the […]
- Riding Over The TopThe heater is finally beginning to thaw my lower limbs, as I move in time with the music blaring from my radio. 'Damn, why doesn't Rockford have a 101.1? This is great music to get warm to!' I think with a half smile. I have just left Joey's house, and am turning onto the freeway, for the lengthy ride back home... […]
- My First ThreesomeThe first threesome I had was actually with two other guys. I'm not gay, but I'm am bi. I never really thought about having sex with other guys until about a year ago when I read stories at this website about sucking cocks and anal sex and it got me really hard, I even stuck tampons, broom handles, and even my fingers up my ass while trying to suck […]
- Inhibitions Broken At Sex A PartyI was brought up in a very religious household. I was taught to touch my pubic region was a unforgivable sin. I was told good girl's don't do things like that... […]
- Learning How To Please MyselfI guess I am like most other stories and guys who seem to really like masturbation. I am a 26yr old male who like most started self discovery... […]
- Lifelong PassionAfter lunch we were back in the pool and my older cousin asked me if I still had that pickle in my suit like before lunch. I blushed but managed to say yes... […]
- Putting on a Show in Hong KongTravelling with my husband in the Far East; we check at one of the hotels in Hong Kong, Kowloon side, where you might have heard are built very close to each other. In fact there is hardly 10m between two buildings at certain places, which means that hotel room are overlooking each other continuously. Better, each guest of any hotel in that area has a good v […]
- Try a Flashlight!I love to collect plastic flashlights of all shapes, sizes and textures. I find a typical flashlight to be exactly the right height and width for my needs. My favorite flashdance technique is to insert the handle end of the flashlight into my pussy. Then I take my massager and while going up and down on the flashlight, I vibrate bottom of the flashlight (the […]
- Great Way for a Gal to RelaxI think masturbation is one of the greatest ways to relax...I was 15 when I first discovered masturbation. I had been dating a guy for a little while, and one night we were lying on the couch in his rec room, and he started fingering my clit. I had never been touched there before, and wasn't quite sure about what was supposed to happen. He kept rubbing […]
